Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Traffic Fine Collectors are ON

Come February, and Traffic Fine Collectors (ughh.. there are no cops in India) are back on roads. So, they want to collect as much 'fine' as possible before the financial year ends on Mar 31st. Smart Boys.

This is our true blue desi style of improving the traffic situation in India. To hell with long term planning, To hell with putting reasonable traffic lights at junctions, To hell with instilling a sense of discipline among the fellow countrymen, the list is long. Lets not even talk of basic infrastructure. "Maal Andar Karo".... futtafut.

The number of docs necessary to escape the fine: Driving License, Insurance Papers, Registration Papers, Pollution Certificate (Black Smoke from exhaust will be invisible to the 'fine' collector, as long as the Pollution Certificate is visible), local registration(if vehicle from another state) . And if you are a commercial vehicle, hmm.. a few more docs.

Fine Wallah's are on the prowl Mr Chidambaram in February - this may boost the economy Sir. Say what?


At 7:55 AM, Blogger gunj said...

some of d policemen r really workin hard...n i so appreciate dat!!


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